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Fufufu hey Maka, I heard Black Star made a rumor that you keep your books in your vagina.
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ask-a-death-child:

W H A T   D I D   Y O U   S A Y 

I’M GOING TO KILL HIM

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! That immature little idiot! I’m literally going to kill him this time! He’s gone too far!

….okay, deep breath, Maka…

You know what? Maybe I’ll be sneaky about this. Maybe instead of just beating him to a bloody pulp with with my books I’ll start a rumor of my own…

Okay. Here goes. Did you guys know that Black Star still sleeps with a stuffed animal, and a nightlight? Real big scary ninja, right? Oh, and he’s got this horrid unibrow that he waxes every few days. Spread the word!!!

wander-panzer:

beesmygod:

usbdongle:

transtrendad:

i just learned that british photographer harry pointer made a lot of captioned photographs of cats in various situations in the late 19th century

look

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look at this

the lolcat is over a century old

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apparently humanity is only capable of making the same jokes over and over

those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

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theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

captainclarkes:

there are no words

sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

huskylindsaytuggey:

So I think Lindsay Jones deserves an appreciation thread. I mean look at her

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She is cute 

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beautiful

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is a huge dork

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a smart ass

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sassy

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and married to this fucker right here

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i mean they seem to love each other right? 

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all in all she is the best

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the end 

durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
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deluminator:

Oh, how the tables have turned.

deluminator:

Oh, how the tables have turned.

green-satan:

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish

murtato:

oNC E ME ADN MY BEST FFIRNED MORPHED A PHOTO OF BRITNEY SPEARS WITH OMI

murtato:

oNC E ME ADN MY BEST FFIRNED MORPHED A PHOTO OF BRITNEY SPEARS WITH OMI